Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for May 02, 2016

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Lupin: The weekly harvest is in! Lupin: Elvis, what's the latest? Elvis: Chaos here in the kitchen Lupin, where one question is on every cat's whiskers... NEWS Headline: KITCHEN BRACING FOR FEAST ON THURSDAY Elvis: Where's the cat food? Puck: It's a spectacular bounty, Elvis! Puck: Oh, excuse me! Elvis: Lupin, the Woman has foraged through the great wilds of the grocery store, gathering nuts, berries, and cheese doodles. Elvis: Still no sign that she visited the kibble orchard though. Elvis: Did you buy treats? I HEARD SOMETHING CRINKLE. Puck: THE SEA HAS BEEN GENEROUS. Elvis: Surely ONE of these could have been HAM. Woman: Puck, what are you doing? Puck: Would you do me the honor of being MY CAN OPENER?