Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for December 13, 2010
Transcript:
Verne says, "'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse?'" Hammy says, "No squirrels?" Verne says, "There is no mention of squirrels." RJ says, "Raccoons?" Verne says, "No raccoons. Or turtles. Or hippos. Or squids." Verne says, "Can I please just continue reading?" Hammy says, "Okay, but you just lost half your audience." RJ says, "Don't look so smug"