Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 01, 2015

Transcript:

Marigold: That smaller girl clearly thinks you are cool. Phoebe: Bleh. Marigold: Why do you need that older girl to think you are cool? Phoebe: Because I think SHE'S cool. Marigold: And the other girl is not? Phoebe: Younger kids are NEVER cool. Marigold: You see nothing wrong with this "coolness system?" Phoebe: Ours is not to reason why.