Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 13, 2005
Transcript:
Boomer: I call to order the monthly catapult-all-cats-into-the-sun meeting. Secretary Hudson, please read off the total number of cats we've hurled into the sun. Hudson: Uh...zero. Boomer: What? How can it be zero? Hudson: It might be a clerical error. Boomer: Who's in charge of math? Gus: I am! Let's ee...lumde-dum...carry the one...yup! It's zero! Boomer: Tarnation! All that work we've put into scheming and planning, and not one cat launched! Maybe we're just getting lazy. Who's in charge of security? Hudson: Pst! Poncho!