Aw man — looks like the kids are gonna have to start doing what I did back in 1970, if I wanted to read a “questionable” book. Shoplift it and hide it under their mattress!
Psssst….it’s not “duck.” It’s never “duck.”
State of Disgrace
Is the cure for that komoniwannalaya?
I don’t think anybody wonders that!
Save that one for dessert – he’s diabetic!
Uh, can somebody hurry up and crucify that guy? Please??
I asked my old friend how he liked his new house in the suburbs. He said, “Oh, everything’s fine now that I got a paramour.”
I said, “What, a paramour?! Does your wife know?”
He said, “Sure – she don’t care how I cut the grass!”
He jumped out of the bath; not bothering to put his toga back on.
Sure it does; at least it digs some pretty extensive burrows.
Aw man — looks like the kids are gonna have to start doing what I did back in 1970, if I wanted to read a “questionable” book. Shoplift it and hide it under their mattress!