“Sympathy for the Devil” is Death’s favorite song by the Stones.
They could rename Table Tennis as Gherkinball.
So it was iceberg lettuce?
…unfortunately, you have colon cancer.
When I let my dog out, the squirrels didn’t even look up from searching for pecans. When the cat stepped outside, every squirrel ran for the trees.
Trying to determine the circumference of Earth’s orbit around the sun, am I a nerd or what?
Me too neither.
Love at first slight?
Everybody’s a critic.
He just loves the taste of lanolin in the morning.
“Sympathy for the Devil” is Death’s favorite song by the Stones.