while wearing an apron, that stuff STAINS.
She’ll be back, I’m sure Henry has other options!
No no, the dog rubs THEIR feet!
No one expects the Spanish python!
I had a cousin-in-law that tried that strategy— my cousin left him and suddenly he was perfectly able to do all those chores he’d been ‘unable’ to complete before. It was a miracle!
Who’s always writing on the wall?
Who’s always goofing in the hall?
Who’s always throwing spitballs?
I’d mostly be mad that they didn’t tell me, I can’t provide a cover story if I don’t know what they’re up to!
I’ve been halfway to work when my sister asks me if I was sleeping in on purpose.
Not me, I get midnight zoomies, mornings I just drag.
I’m pretty sure Lio and Calvin are related somehow. Cousins, maybe?
while wearing an apron, that stuff STAINS.