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  1. 4 days ago on That is Priceless

    There’s a basic rule for artists that want to be paid for their work: When paid by the father to paint young women, keep their clothes on. When paid by a man not their father, try to get their clothes off.

  2. 4 days ago on Diamond Lil

    and they’re all named “Dick”, including the females.

  3. 4 days ago on Diamond Lil

    I squash flies after swatting them, because I have seen them recover and fly away a few minutes later in spite of a massive swat. Maybe they die later from internal bleeding or organ failure, but I wouldn’t count on it. That exoskeleton body plan is pretty tough.

  4. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Rats are also omnivorous – and might not wait until you’re dead before nibbling on fingers and nose.

  5. 6 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    The New World peppers like Jalapeno are a different family of plants and a different flavor compound than the old world black pepper. It does taste different.

  6. 8 days ago on Diamond Lil

    See the tiny wheels under it?

  7. 12 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    You haven’t given strangers a reason to kill you…

  8. 12 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    “Personnel” is correctly spelled – he’s not the “personal” trainer.

  9. 13 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Mark’s law: Every grammar nazi post contains at least one grammar or spelling error.

  10. 18 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    The FBI investigated Hillary, and then refused to enforce the law.