Even when he tried to fly in a trash can?
You could break your bike.
As long as the fan’s spinning, go get your pooper scooper.
Was Jonas Salk feeling whimsical when he invented a cure for polio? Most people my age had a school friend crippled by it.
Swimming.
I’d ask why you would think that, but I’m afraid you would tell me.
Anyone who has seen more than a few elections is disillusioned with all politicians.
Do buzzards feast on dead buzzards?
We, your fateful audience, are looking forward to it.
Golly gee. You hurt my feelings by reminding me I’m gonna kick off some day. I’m gonna sue…
Even when he tried to fly in a trash can?