The best fortune cookie I ever got said ‘You are contemplative and analytical by nature’ so I thought to myself, “I wonder what that could mean?”
Calvin will make a fine Congressman someday. I can see him trying to pass a budget.
It’s a good thing Linus said ‘ball’ instead of ‘balls’. Now THAT, would have been painful.
It’s one thing to talk to yourself. It’s not so good when you are arguing with yourself, but you’ve really lost it when you’re losing the argument.
If they had looked on the other side of the sign they would have found a Timex.
Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight ……….
The last time I went fishing I caught a shoe. But you should have seen the boot that got away!
That was almost as good as DJT’s version of American history where he claimed our Colonial army seized the airports from the British right after they finished ramming the ramparts.
And so it begins …….
We have a Shiba Inu and a cat. I can vacuum the floor and within an hour it needs to be vacuumed again.
The best fortune cookie I ever got said ‘You are contemplative and analytical by nature’ so I thought to myself, “I wonder what that could mean?”