I went by ToysRUs (abt 20 yrs ago!) and bought a 4′×6′, waited ’til the kids were asleep, inflated it, dumped a bottle of canola oil in it, and wrestled the wife. (so much for the G-rating!)
I took the wife to a Hungarian place that, apparently, had her favourite (not available at the stores anymore) wine – Egri Bikavar (sp?). I don’t drink wine and she’d only planned on having one, but somehow the waiter assumed I meant ‘one each’, so she got 2. Such a lush!
We stayed in a hotel in San Diego during a hot spell (upper 90s all week). Found out the AC in the rooms was on a motion sensor. Leave the room or sleep too soundly and the AC shut off after 15 minutes.
Does Obelix know his trousers have been stolen?