Grimes

SofaKing Free

Ordained minister in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also in the Church of the Latter Day Dude. Certified judge for the Steak Cookoff Association. Been a comics fan since 1967. It's legal here too!

Recent Comments

  1. about 5 hours ago on The Boondocks

    Not at all. It was a former girlfriends son, might have been the laziest person I’ve ever met. I ended the relationship with his mother because I could see this idiot living under my roof.

  2. about 6 hours ago on The Dinette Set

    I once had a girlfriend who wore overalls while working in the garden. She wore a tube top with the overalls, I was always trying to distract her. The neighbor always managed to find a reason to visit as well.

  3. about 6 hours ago on The Dinette Set

    I worked at a rental store, these types came in all the time. They’d have the roto tiller for three days, then complain they only used it for 15 minutes so that’s all they felt they needed to pay for.

  4. about 6 hours ago on Pluggers

    If you still have a land line and dial “O”, what happens?

  5. about 7 hours ago on Mutt & Jeff

    I’ll drink beer occasionally if I’m out of fine Canadian whisky.

  6. about 7 hours ago on The Boondocks

    I once had it explained to me why the person who used the last of the toilet paper shouldn’t have to replace it.

  7. about 7 hours ago on The Boondocks

    But then I’ve got about 60 years on Riley, so that’s something.

  8. about 7 hours ago on The Boondocks

    I’ve been lazy enough to search Netflix for a movie I own the DVD of, too lazy to find it and load into the player.

  9. about 7 hours ago on Jane's World

    How was her first donut?

  10. about 7 hours ago on Chris Britt

    Wait til Ol’ Clarence repeals enough to find himself picking cotton involuntarily.