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1. about 7 hours ago on Rob Rogers

   The “tan” is sprayed on and the comb-over resembles a dead squirrel. Vanity, dishonesty, and criminality, thy name is trump.

2. about 7 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Won’t admit to mistakes or learn from them. Seems familiar…

3. about 16 hours ago on Bozo

   1. Bozo tries to lend a hand. In the hoosgow he does land.

   2. Food superb. The service great. Earned big tip. No need to wait.

   3. Round the bases. Slip and fall! Out at home. Not a close call.

4. 1 day ago on Bad Machinery

   Fabulous Little Claire!

5. 2 days ago on Bad Machinery

   “Watertight stuff.” Indeed. Shauna: 1 Blossom: 0 The MoMA tote bag is icing on the cake.

6. 3 days ago on Bozo

   1. Wealth Bozo does share. Cop gives a dirty stare.

   2. Serves man his lunch: a knockout punch.

   3. Runs with all his might. Wrong way turns out right.

7. 4 days ago on Bozo

   1. Good sport. So short.

   2. Wheelbarrow of temptation. Take me to the station.

   3. Gorgeous slips on the waxed floor. Lucky Bozo does adore.

8. 5 days ago on Dick Tracy

   Eyewitness shares what she did see. Junior starts to sketch

   More memories come flooding back. Details she does fetch.

   Red bandanna ‘neath the eyes. Pistol each did grasp

   Everyone reached for the sky. Innocents did gasp.

   Navel jewelry, leather bands, and half-closed squinting eyes

   Piercings, freckles, skin-tight pants. Focused on the prize.

   Dick Tracy takes a gander. He knows just who’s to blame

   Croptop up to her old ways without regrets or shame.

9. 7 days ago on Bozo

   1. Gaze and eyeball. Gauge and scan. Pinch hit putter the best plan.

   2. Fast racing Bozo escapes underground. Cop at the hole. The butler he found.

   3. Run free, referee!

10. 8 days ago on Bozo

    1. Axe all wrong. Leg is strong.

    2. A chivalrous kiss. Bozo’s brutal diss.

    3. Geese fly overhead. The platoon shall be fed.