Is that Commander?
Nooooooooooo!
Save some for the weekend.
A Gingerism we can all appreciate.
Watch out for those porch pirates. They’re everywhere.
If it’s not, it should be.
Probably kept flying into the mirror or window. You must keep them really clean!
I once got a scared sh**less live pigeon.
Just wait till Dolly gets her monthly. All hell will break loose.
Order a BLT, you may want the extra mayo. (Really gross – I’m sorry).
Is that Commander?