Old retired geezer.
The watches are a way to make political contributions over the legal limit.
At least he’s not selling hundred grand watches.
Costco has had Xmas decorations for at least a week.
This joke only works in America.
We had a nest on our deck that was built out of our horse’s hair.
Trump was a Democrat, and his VP called him Hitler, so yeah.
Bessie Braddock MP: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.”
WSC: “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrowI shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”
“What can I do for you this A.M.?”
Dad told me they used to have “go-slow” bicycle races in England. See how slow you can go without touching the ground.
Probably because both her eyes are on the left side of her head.
The watches are a way to make political contributions over the legal limit.