a small two-bedroom log cabin with a huge porch, jacuzzi on it and an old-fashioned padded rocking chair like my granddad had, in the north Pacific coastal mountain area on the side of a mountain looking down over the rocky ocean coast. with a private beach, AND no one around for miles and miles and miles. sigh……….. oh and absolutely NO SOCIAL MEDIA of any kind whatsoever and NO government stupidity. (I know that last small one is a pipe dream)
I’d say about 5 minutes. AND you would absolutely love doing it. I did that a few years (15-20) ago. they weren’t CEO’s but different tech business managers or department heads I was with at an outdoor cookout. only 1 or 2 had ever played it at all. most were horribly uncoordinated, and some with no real physical skills. so when I showed them the basics (most had watched baseball at least once) I stepped back and watched them. I will say this, the competition became fierce, and I mean fierce! but the entertainment factor was hilarious -— from MY point of view. after the first inning – 123 side out, 123 side out -which took about 5 minutes they began making up their own rules within rules. That’s where it became evident to me at least that they didn’t care what the game was, IF they could adapt it to their way of thinking they were going to beat each other up or die trying. the only thing was – I wasn’t sure back then IF it was a male thing or a business thing. Maybe both?
IF the coach makes you the halfback, you may tackle the shortstop. IF he makes you the fullback then you must not tackle the shortstop BUT you can take out the umpire IF your team is behind by more than 5 goals. I would want to play the power forward as you can then take two laps around the diamond any time a strikeout occurs in the 3rd, 5th, or 7th set but not if the score is love 15 due to rain or snowstorm. js If I think of some more rules that might help I’ll let you know………….
for the paper and ink to print more “money” on. it’s how you make the country run you know. kinda like writing a check cause, you have check blanks. course you have to be extremely ignorant to think that but isn’t our leadership………………….nevermind…………
my Auntie Em is “broke” too. even if I put in all the right numbers and codes it just says to me IF (Insufficient Funds) she could she would but she can’t
how about a digging-up bones one?