Recent Comments

1. 6 days ago on Joel Pett

   Kroger used to ask me if I had a Kroger card and I was so cool I said “Naw man, I want to stay off the grid.”

   One day the cashier replied “Good luck with THAT!” and I realized yeah, Equifax had all my transactions and had leaked them to the dark web. So I signed up for the Kroger card and get 3-20% off on gas.

2. 6 days ago on Jeff Danziger

   Everybody was skinnier back then. 50 years of corporate skewing to bad diet.

3. 9 days ago on Lug Nuts

   These are so good. I can’t wait for the next reunion so they can all ignore me again.

4. 12 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Bonus: I kept the consonant-vowel pattern too!

5. 12 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I guess you could say, Ripley’s honorificabilitatibusificated Shakespeare today.

6. 12 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Four times longer than all Shakespeare’s works?

   Proof 1000 monkeys on 1000 typewriters can produce SOMETHING.

7. 27 days ago on Get Fuzzy

   Me neither. I bet it’s obvious, but I just don’t see it. Turtle mocked.

   Mock turtleneck. Tock Myrtle Tech. I give up.

8. about 1 month ago on Get Fuzzy

   Bucky’s a misunderstood genius. He knows theory will only take you so far.

9. about 1 month ago on Joel Pett

   “America Is Great” panel needs a few handguns and an AK lying around.

10. about 2 months ago on Monty

    That’s a flosser? I thought it was the bidet!