Jan is shocked.
Eww.
But will she ever see him?
Just like a cat.
No.
Kilroy?
My neighbour’s dog was named Charlie. One day, when she was getting after the dog, it was “CHARLES!”
Wash out his mouth with soap.
Funny, I was just talking about this sort of thing with a friend this afternoon.
MOM: Doug, have you seen my glasses?
DOUG: They’re on your head, dummy!
Ooogh…
Jan is shocked.