A hotdog vendor makes an almost perfect kidnapping victim. He supplies his own ransom (hotdogs and money) and if he is kept only over the winter no-one will miss him.
My current boss is the worst ever. He has never approved a vacation day (but I’ve taken a few anyways). He has never approved a “sick day” even with a doctor’s note. He has never given me a raise in pay in the 13 years I have worked for him (but has on more than a few occasions forgotten to pay me at all). He makes me work long days (sometimes all night) and expects me to show up bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning. He will interrupt my “home life” on a moments notice to get a client’s rush project out on time. But he’s not all bad… I do sleep with his wife and drink his booze and he will occasionally pay for an evening out at a restaurant and movie.
A hotdog vendor makes an almost perfect kidnapping victim. He supplies his own ransom (hotdogs and money) and if he is kept only over the winter no-one will miss him.