It’s true! You all remember Petey Pate, from the New Adventures of Mighty Mouse! That poor kitty!
I’ve never seen a grizzly bear so disgusted as when it opened a can of Spam. He coulda had a salmon!
More gherkins for the jerkins?
Perhaps we should all just admire his resourcefulness and not his abandonment of the Hippocratic oath?
Every relationship ends in sorrow.
Those boxer shorts though! Who does he think is is, Johnny Weissmuller?
My Dad and I never saw the allure. My Mom couldn’t get out of the house in the morning without her cup or two.
What thing? The trash can or the Automated Teller Machine (ATM), or as some dumb bunnies call it, the ATM machine?
Just Axe him to quit wearing it. Axe nicely.
The professional stuff has been ruined by ads. Don’t gamble. You’re an adult. You know the odds and risks are against you.
It’s true! You all remember Petey Pate, from the New Adventures of Mighty Mouse! That poor kitty!