Recent Comments

1. 8 days ago on Frazz

   In German, Gymnasium is a school and is, of course, related to the English word. Both come from the Greek word for naked because that’s how the Greeks attended both places.

2. 19 days ago on Pickles

   Her, just before we leave: “You’re not wasting that, are you?”

   Me:“Apparently not.”

3. 23 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

   In the early days of the space program, astronauts peed into a bag in their suits attached to their nether areas by something like a condom. But the things always leaked. The problem turned out to be that every astronaut insisted on using A device labeled “large.”

4. 23 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Want a scary elevator? Google “pater noster elevator.”

5. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

   When I was teaching, A colleague assigned, “What I Would Have Done on my Summer Vacation if my Parents Weren’t so Boring.”

6. about 1 month ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Trivia: Julius Caesar is the first man in history to be recorded using A comb over. It’s ironic because Caesar was sort of a family nickname, and it means “nice head if hair.”

7. 2 months ago on The Argyle Sweater

   How about the twelve inch piano player?

8. 3 months ago on Grand Avenue

   The Indian family down the street has truly embraced American culture. They not only decorate for Christmas, but they still have the decorations up.

9. 3 months ago on The Argyle Sweater

   I read that when Popeye first appeared, spinach was slang for weed. And what does Popeye always have in his mouth? A pipe, of course.

10. 3 months ago on Frazz

    I Have a Dream speech. Dr. K only had two parts beginning with those words. When he saw how well they were received, he ad libbed the rest.