Stormy is not and never has been Trump’s “friend.” And neither she, McDougal, or even Cohen deserves to be lumped together with the last four scumbags in your list. Maybe you think porn or even Playboy modeling are unseemly or immoral, but those guys are pure evil.
Even for a coffee freak, I would imagine the time you’d be least desperate for some would be after finishing a run. You would be wide awake, hungry, and depending on how far or fast you ran, thirsty for some less diuretic beverage.
Plus a few horses.