Recent Comments

1. about 16 hours ago on Gray Matters

   Even if you were, you shouldn’t walk around with your barn door open.

2. 2 days ago on Rubes

   That’s just the effect of the Shield of Boringness (pardon my human accent).

3. 4 days ago on Aunty Acid

   Problem is, the only people who’d take this advice haven’t actually been the bigger person to begin with.

4. 7 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   Even before Douglas Adams, that was the answer to the ultimate question. And I envy you meeting Mr. Robinson!

5. 7 days ago on Tom the Dancing Bug

   There doesn’t appear to be a Pud Reilly, but there was a Hall of Famer named Pud Galvin (1856-1902). Baseball’s first 300-game winner, and also its first known juicer, as he publicly used Brown-Séquard elixir, which contained monkey testosterone.

6. 7 days ago on Close to Home

   At least selfies are quick now. Not like the portraits people used to ask for in the Middle Ages.

7. 8 days ago on Brevity

   So what are you going to do, call the copse?

8. 8 days ago on Dark Side of the Horse

   He’s just waiting for high tide

9. 12 days ago on Thatababy

   Because Flounder is just a name, like Sebastian and Scuttle.

10. 13 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    Too similar to a Sailor Moon villain; he was worried about trademark infringement.