swamp gas = aliens
doesn’t read like you are joking, but yes, dogs attract both genders
smart women pick out the stone, ring style, and sizing for the man
it’s best to start things out right
the real crisis is dating him
No questions, this is not a press conference.
like, God needs our help?
sadly, it does not keep it hot “all day” and the cup doesn’t go in the microwave
“In the BIG INNING”
one of my favorite joke lines
oh my, there’s a wiki?
HEY! happy meals are wonderful, no matter your age