Obviously a man’s interpretation of how these girl-things happen.
The full Second Evening incantation begins by Acolyte Bob asking, “Are there any Good Cats here?” … followed by a search and roll call. Then there’s the History of The Mother, and Taming of Kittens and Praise of Governess Kiki, followed by Kittens Standing on Hind Legs, then The Indoor Feeding (with Bob acting as referee) and the Procession to Greet and Feed The SemiFeral Mother…
Lupin’s on Team Entropy, the sure winner for the long haul.