My wife was a teacher when we got married in 1988. One of her students invited my wife to her wedding, the student was Vietnamese and the whole wedding was in that language. At the end someone went to the dais and thanked everyone for coming in Vietnamese and English, it took a second for my brain to realize that I could understand again. YAWN
My son always got stuck in right field when he played little league. He begged the coach to let him pitch because he had been practicing with me and he wasn’t bad. Finally, all the pitchers were unavailable late in a game they were losing, and they let him pitch. He came in and had two scoreless innings. He then became the #2 pitcher, sadly he lost interest after a couple more years.
We tied a string of jingle bells to the doorknob and taught our dog to ring them when he wanted out. Worked well, now he has a doggy door.