“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not." Yoda
Prehensile feet?
On a more serious note- more returns end up in land fills. (google “BBC Your brand new returns end up in landfill.” )
Donate it to a charity. Better- work at a donation charity.
Chicks love to see hernia scars- so I’m told.
Double Espresso.
Happy Mother’s Day. (There are so many video’s about getting weird things out of weird places. “O brave new worldThat has such people in’t!”)
Hi Vis vest are perfect camouflage . Wearing one in some environments lets you blend in with the rest of the personnel.
I think they should form an after school club: The Miniature Polo Pony and Junior Kama Sutra Society.
“I cut down crooks, I skip and jumpI like to press wild flowersI put on women’s clothingAnd hang around in bars..” (Apologies to M Python).
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not." Yoda