Recent Comments

1. about 16 hours ago on JumpStart

   Amazing; this is exactly what I was just about to say, but you stole my thunder.

2. 4 days ago on Monty

   Yes, we shouldn’t be so cavalier about the anxieties of a sensitive android.

3. 4 days ago on Monty

   Ahh, wing nuts. Although we know it shortens our lifespan, like smoking, who can resist the fond indulgence of sucking on a wing nut now and then.

4. 4 days ago on Monty

   He’s trying to mask the aging process. It’s a similar sort of reasoning to when your car is starting to make a bad noise, the best way to deal with it is to turn the radio louder.

5. 4 days ago on Monty

   He’s an android; his personal care products are different than the ordinary.

6. 4 days ago on Monty

   I bought a package of ordinary zinc plated screws. It comes with a warning label that the product contains chemicals known in the state of California to cause cancer. There’s probably something about California that makes people unusually susceptible to getting sick. So I am not going there. Plus, as an added precaution I am not going to chew on any of those screws.

7. 4 days ago on Monty

   Maybe somebody dropped a pair of maracas into his control panel.

8. 11 days ago on Arlo and Janis

   Well, maybe you just haven’t met the pigs I’ve met.

9. 11 days ago on Monty

   It’s not the beer; it’s totally the cigars.

10. 11 days ago on Arlo and Janis

    Ain’t no fun, if you like the other person’s company.