Let me guess — you hate your job, and you live in a winter state, right?
That’s why they’re all laughing at him!
Because they mistake self-humiliation like this for humility. Just say “Thank you” and shut up, Charlie Brown!
I stand corrected — Lucy and Charlie Brown DID have a son, who does indeed bear a striking resemblance to Schroeder, including the piano talent!
OK, I get that he has built-in guitar picks (his claws), but how does he do the chords without opposable thumbs?
You voted for Trump, didn’t you?
Evidence? And I don’t mean FOX News!
Not in the MAD Magazine satire I read. Charlie Brown and Lucy never had children — although Lucy did once try to seduce Schroeder when they were both 35. Unfortunately for her, they were onstage in the middle of one of Schroeder’s piano recitals!
Isn’t it the truth, Calvin!
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Nobody can lay a guilt trip on a human quite like a dog!