Does it matter? Jason just found a convenient way out of the torture that is playing football with Peter!
The real meaning of “we have to talk” is “Red Alert!!” In other words, any man knows that whenever his significant other utters those four words, he’s in REAL trouble!
In about a month.
The September Equinox doesn’t mean anything here in Arizona. The weather will still be summer-like by midwestern standards until well into October, when it will start cooling off down into the 70s during the day. Bear in mind, however, that “cooler” is a relative concept here. Our true winter months are December and January, when it maybe makes it up to about 65 F or so on a good day. That’s not to say that we don’t know from cold — winter mornings are around 40 F or so, and they’re as bone-chilling to us as 25 F is up north!
Don’t be silly — the IKEA instructions would be in Swedish, not Dutch!
Hmm — now I wonder what Venus was going to say (although I’m pretty sure it had something to do with the length of a man’s dangling participle; this IS the Goddess of Love we’re talking about here!).
Besides, it backfired on Tunk when he tried to use it, remember?
Oh, she knows. She was the one who told him he was going in the wrong direction when he told her that he and Hobbes were seceding from the family and moving to the Yukon.
Morbid curiosity makes me want to know what Mentis has in mind!
My money’s on Marmaduke for the win!