Yes, Rat, but where else would you work? You are a good problem causer, as you said, but every other comic strip already has one, and there wouldn’t be room for a second one.
Vons has carrots today for 99c a pound, and there are 5 carrots in the bag in my refrigerator. So the Space Snowman is deducting 20c, which would be rounded down to zero. Unless he hired a surgeon to install the carrot.
He could be eating you.