WR Hearst actually purchased an ancient monastery in Spain, disassembled it and shipped it to the US. The Ancient Spanish Monastery can be visited in N Miami. No dirty puns associated with it, that I know of.
Those of us of a certain age who grew up with Sunday newspapers remember what this was based on, Cappy Dick. Silly enough name in and of itself (I guess Bonhomme Richard was taken), but Uncle Cap’n is definitely his darker cousin.
“Cappy Dick” did time in the joint, went hard-core, and resurfaced as Uncle Cap’n. One more “your childhood ruined.” :-)