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- about 6 years ago on For Better or For Worse
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about 6 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
If she was not so damn careless, she could have gotten the milk to her parents AND still had the candy for herself.
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about 6 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
Sure hope you did not try to use that loss as a tax write-off. Michelle’s vacations were not free, you know.
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about 6 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
That’s what you get for being careless! Still, if she admits what she did, she will probably only get one barrel. Do not make it any worse on yourself; don’t dig a deeper hole!
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about 6 years ago
on FoxTrot Classics
Quincy? Is this a Massachusetts iguana?
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about 6 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
What was the cut for her kids and husband? Since their stories and likenesses were used, they are entitled to a share of the strip’s profits.
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about 6 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
Raspberry punchline? Martha was saying my name in the fourth panel!
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about 6 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
FBOFW movie moment:
New York City, June 11th, 1970. John and Elly walk into the Suite nightclub where a welcome party is thrown for for Billy Batts, who just got out of prison
John: “Hey there Jimmy and Henry, this is Elly.”
Billy Batts: Hey, look who’s here! Little Johnny Patterson, all dressed up and doing the town!"
John: “Oh no, I forgot this mouth was having a party. Let me go say hello.”
Billy Batts: “Hey Johnny, I haven’t seen you in six years.”
John: “Don’t go breaking my balls.”
Billy Batts: “Hey! If I wanted to break your balls, I’d tell you go get your shine box.Gangsters laugh This kid was great. They used to call him Spitshine Johnny. I mean, he would make your shoes look like mirrors. Not only that, he built the shine box all by himself. I mean, he was the best; made a lot of money. Salud, Johnny!”
John: “No more shines, Billy.”
Billy Batts: “What?”
John: “I don’t shine shoes or build boxes anymore. Maybe you been away a long time, but I am now a dentist.”
Billy Batts: “Relax, John, just kidding. Have a drink, OK?”
John: “Fine. Salud.”
Everyone drinks
Billy Batts: “Now go home and get your shine box.”
John throws down glass on floor in anger
John{furious}: “Mother sucker!”
Billy Batts{egging him on}: “Yeah yeah, come over here, tough guy!”
John tries to lunge at Billy Batts but is restrained by Jimmy Conway and Henry Hill
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about 6 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
But the Pattersons won’t see a bill. This is Canada, where there is single-payer. Make someone else pay!
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about 6 years ago
on For Better or For Worse
Another line could have been Elizabeth telling Michael “Do not tease, you triangle-headed moron who could not win anything except an Eddie Munster look-a-like contest”.
Don’t waste food! Some kid in Kenya is starving.