Those aren’t crow bars, crow bars are long and straight and used as levers and for digging. Those are wrecking bars and I don’t care what wikipedia says.
My father insisted that the original riddle was, “Why did the chicken cross the road when a car was coming,” to distract you from the obvious answer. He grew up on a farm with feral chickens and a dirt road.
Faraday pocket(pouch)? Just turn the darn thing off.