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Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Bloom County

    Still better than anything on cable.

  2. 1 day ago on Back to B.C.

    I’ll take the full English, please.

  3. 2 days ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    Yes.

    Every one of us.

  4. 3 days ago on Back to B.C.

    Since you’re buying, I’ll have a tea, please.

  5. 3 days ago on Doonesbury

    Yeah, those kids are broken.

  6. 3 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    I used to joke about that. The table and the placemat (there was always a placemat!) were also important parts of that complete breakfast, unless you eat them!

    Also the spoon.

  7. 3 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    Unless you can find a lighter camera.

  8. 3 days ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    We’re all related. Except Ryan Seacrest — he’s definitely from another planet.

  9. 3 days ago on Crabgrass

    I think the hand puppet is another clue to her being a goblin. No human would ever use a hand puppet!

    Right, Binky?

    Right, Algolei I! If that is in fact your real name….

  10. 3 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    …also it’s funny that you think I am the one spreading conspiracies, and even funnier that you link me to China or suggest I have a handler!