Whenever I hear a reporter call an accident “serious”, I wonder if he has ever reported a humorous one. Yeah, I know a car in a swimming pool might qualify, if the driver got out.
You have to wonder about people who want to see pictures of poop on their computers, or is this a photoshopped photo? Either way, this is a pile of crap.
Hang up and dial again. He’s probably in the other womb.