What about the upholsterer who said someone took his nap?
Whiter pastures.
“You’re just trying to bait me.”
Very punny.
Feeling chipper today?
Western sources say that, but the Tale of Genji was published 600 years earlier. Don Quixote was better. I quit Genji after about 300 pages. It’s very repetitious.
Keep it clean, folks.
Mad Libs: ___ [location] of ___ [mental state].
He’s such a cut-up.
Then tern it over.
What about the upholsterer who said someone took his nap?