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Horace is actuary terrified.
They’re easy to chase, but there are hazards.
I have a magnet that reads, “I may get older, but I can be immature my whole life.”
Next time try dreaming about decaf.
Not quite “Caddyshack.”
Do ten percent of his worries include having a head that keeps changing size and shape?
Dry your eyes and put on some rose-colored glasses.
That must have been a feather in his cap.
Actually, having a mental image of certain body parts takes guts.
Because they’re evil.
Horace is actuary terrified.