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After graduating from the University of Tuktoyaktuk with a degree in ice fishing, Lavender Q. Headgear briefly pursued a career in elk wrestling before buying a 200-hectare ranch on Baffin Island, where he lives with his team of eight huskies and raises polar bears. His pronouns are velvet and headgear.

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  1. 1 day ago on Pluggers

    Sorry to hear of your loss.

  2. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    You don’t deserve my reply. You are rude and stupid. I don’t know why I am being so kind to you today. I guess I’m in a good mood.

    Here is the substance of the matter:

    Former national security adviser John Bolton disputed the main thesis of The Atlantic’s recent report alleging that President Trump disparaged fallen American soldiers in France, calling the claim “simply false” in an appearance on “The Story” Monday.

    “According to what that article said, the president made disparaging remarks about soldiers and people buried in the cemetery in connection with the decision for him not to go to the ceremony that was planned that afternoon, and that was simply false,” Bolton said.

    “I don’t know who told the author that, but that was false.”

    Thank me profusely. This answer is more than you deserve.

  3. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    You still believe those stories? All eyewitnesses say they never happened. But we have video of Joe Biden looking at his watch while the fallen soldiers were being carried off the planes from Afghanistan. I guess you’re just really gullible.

  4. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Eternity is an awful long time. That’s why the math doesn’t make sense. If every bad thing I’ve ever done, from punching a guy to taking the last chocolate on the tray, is punished by a trillion years of torment, I’ve still served less than a trillionth of my sentence. Seems harsh.

  5. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Why not? Two-dimensional images have had relationships with God for thousands of years. Look at all those icons and frescoes.

  6. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Of course. If it applies to bent judges like Mechan and corrupt prosecutors like Fani, it certainly applies to patriots like President Trump.

  7. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    But equally, if you don’t take yourself seriously, no one else will.

  8. 4 days ago on Monty

    “I scraped my knee and yelled, ‘OOOOOOOO!!!’”

  9. 5 days ago on Monty

    It’s actually “lurk bogs.” It’s telling him to linger in public restrooms for chance encounters.

  10. 5 days ago on Monty

    Now see if they’ll let Moondog do that at the pub.