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1. about 6 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// To his joy, Ewald learned he’d been hired,

   but he’d teach, not the girl he desired,

   but Arnfrith, her young sis.

   He thought, “I’ll work with this.”

   No such luck— mismatched cravings transpired.

   /// Arnfrith, twelve years old, fell for her teacher.

   Ewald fancied the sister, a creature

   who had long mesmerized him,

   (though she clearly outsized him).

   But Arendse loved their (married) preacher.

   /// The preacher, whose prayers were unclean,

   lusted after Arnfrith, the pre-teen.

   And his wife, now neglected,

   dreamt that she’d be connected

   with young Ewald, who’s no libertine.

2. about 7 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// They are both the same age, but she’s tall.

   His two brothers ‘til fifteen were small.

   Then a spurt in their growth

   gave increased height to both.

   Ewald hopes to catch up by next Fall.

3. about 7 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// He then handed his crush the brief note

   which he hoped she would not learn he wrote.

   He sought work as a tutor.

   (Over time, switch to suitor?)

   All his virtues it tried to promote.

4. about 7 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// Ewald handed Arendse a letter.

   He was shy; (it’s the day he first met her).

   From afar he’d admired

   her, and now he desired

   to concoct a long-term plan to get her.

   /// Yet, the ruse he would choose to employ

   to meet Arendse brought him no joy.

   He was mortified that

   she tossed coins in his hat.

   She’d assumed he’s a messenger boy.

5. about 14 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// The bot censored her innocent verse.

   She persisted and then things got worse.

   Though its not what he planned,

   from GoComics she’s banned.

   Her font tricks couldn’t hide a lewd curse.

   /// She’s in Denmark, where days can be dreary.

   Sometimes angry, but mostly she’s teary.

   Herring, here, are abundant,

   but exile? That’s redundant.

   The whole thing makes her downcast and weary.

6. about 14 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// Kristi Noem hoped that she’d earn the crown

   of “the toughest real mother in town.”

   If the “woke” ctitics frown,

   she’ll find kittens to drown.

   Don’t apologize— just double down.

7. about 15 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// TikTok’s caught in a Senate dispute in

   which the Chinese are said to be lootin’

   our most secret intel,

   so they’d force them to sell.

   (Some would OK a purchase by Putin.)

8. about 15 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// Depressed Danes are cheered up by the Spanish,

   who are earthy and warm and not clannish.

   Though there are briefly rains

   on Iberian plains,

   soon the sun reappears and clouds vanish.

9. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

   /// The tall stove in the corner is cool.

   Danes are frugal and don’t burn much fuel.

   If the room became warm,

   Ida’s look might conform.

   Here, plain, dark, covered-up outfits rule.

10. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

    /// Vilhelm thought their gray tablecloth dreary.

    He replaced it with one bright and cheery.

    But the red color takes

    a toll— Ida’s head aches.

    Stimulation has made her grow weary.