It’s “no shirt and no sunscreen” that I personally miss the most. Sun and wind on bare skin feel SOOOOO much better than icky stinky greasy goop that’s a hassle to get on and an even bigger pain in the butt to scrub off.
No no no, you absolutely don’t want that. If it were so, Christmas vacation would end a week earlier and you’d be back in school on December 26. You’d lose a week of vacation to gain one day.
Good going, clumsy! Now the Mrs. is going to insist on keeping slippery crackling plastic covers over every piece of furniture in the house until the day you die.
There’s a place for “work ethic dad” in a kid’s life, but the first Saturday of summer vacation definitely is NOT IT. Quick kid! Make your escape before he wakes up!
Never been to Michigan, eh?