Walk in with a full cup of black coffee and “whoops”! Well it’s broken in, now we can relax! (hey, it worked with every new rug or couch!)
Nah, nowadays, they just “blur” out the letters, it might – gasp!! – OFFEND!!
Make each balloon EXACTLY the same size, then…“OMG, Ralph, did you just place two dark pinks near a MEDIUM pink?!? Can’t you do ANYTHING right?!?”
“And when we steal our enemies’ women, YOU get the UGLY ones!”
Or go to men’s wear and buy trunks & a tank top. You’ll look tiny in them!
They can borrow his marker and have chest tattoos, as well!
And I like how the other big cat is peeking, “Did ya get one yet…did ya, did ya?”
I guess no visitor has fallen for the lion’s sign…otherwise, there’d be scraps of clothes and LOTS of phones on the ground!!
The Eighties? That’s not so long ago…it’s only…FORTY YEARS?!? Dear God, I’m OLD!!
I think sharks are descended from the T-Rex.
Walk in with a full cup of black coffee and “whoops”! Well it’s broken in, now we can relax! (hey, it worked with every new rug or couch!)