…Whenever he’s late, his wife’ll say “What Everest taking him so long?”
…He always remembers to wear his peacoat to cover his peanuts and peacock. His snack and pet bird can get pretty cold.
…yeah, he went off to join Greenpeace.
…I hope they don’t fall off their chairs and pea on the floor.
…all they are saaaaaaaying, is give peas a chance.
…Plus he’s still sore from the Nepal piercings. It’s O K2 wait.
Weld-done, sir.
This year, Ed’s birthday fell on a Tuesday.
Now that everyone’s eaten, I’d like your feedback.
He has an excuse for having a long face.
…Whenever he’s late, his wife’ll say “What Everest taking him so long?”