Ned Flanders told his ex-wife “No Footlongs” before she went out for snax at the ballgame. She replied “They embarrass you” (or something similar), which is very suggestive of Ned’s anatomy.
Davey Crockett the Second! (But they needed him [DC 1] at The Alamo). I’m Fess’n up, DC was popular when I was in High School (? your Middle School, before College).
Back in the 50’s in Oz, we were afraid of girls, and didn’t know how to approach them (and we still are). We didn’t know if they were interested in us. And we didn’t have any money, anyway. I was too afraid to approach a girl.
I hope that the dog’s bottom is clean. But they pass gas anyway.