Don’t let your kids get hold of your phone. Instead of the usual nice music (the 1967 Spider-man cartoon theme) a voice urgently shouted, “ANSWER YOUR PHONE! HEY, ANSWER YOUR PHONE! DON’T IGNORE IT! ANSWER IT NOW!!”
One workmate has the violin piece from Psycho’s shower scene for when his wife calls.
My friends have one that has a motor to tilt uphill to match the “scenery”.
More likely to know the names of talk-show host these days.
Those fancy gas-powered nailers just go “ka-chud”. Now, the explosive-ram concrete bolts – those will send Luddie south past the equator and further!
Score one for Arlo for keeping the list.
I recently read “Orwell’s 1984 was meant to be a warning, not an instruction manual.”
“Baby, it’s cold outside”
Still, how does it look when people ask, “wow, how did you get those cuts, scrapes and bruises?” “Well, there was this tiny bird…”
This is allegedly a G-Rated comic :D
Don’t let your kids get hold of your phone. Instead of the usual nice music (the 1967 Spider-man cartoon theme) a voice urgently shouted, “ANSWER YOUR PHONE! HEY, ANSWER YOUR PHONE! DON’T IGNORE IT! ANSWER IT NOW!!”