Cut off their Wi-Fi and all AC to the protest areas so they can’t recharge their devices. Find who bought all those matching tents and stop delivery of them.
I would forgo the beer with breakfast, but the rest sounds pretty good. I’ve only had one time I was way too sick to eat anything the next morning. Never again.
I’m 68 and still have mine, thanks to genes passed down by Dad. It is turning gray though.