Ted Rall for June 05, 1997

Transcript:

Here it is: The news before it happens! Paula Jones vs. Bill Clinton trial highlights. The crucial evidence: Behold the bloody dildo that was found at the scene! The Star witness: Like-dude-I-um-cool-like-well-er-my name is Al Gore. The Rhyming Defense Argument: If she didn't see his B.V.D.s... she's a low-down tease! The aftermath: Searching for the real butt grabber.