Ted Rall for December 07, 2000
Transcript:
Dick Cheney: Issue of Satan. Four days after yet another heart attack, Dick Cheney was back in action: working the media, sneering at Democrats, wearing a suit. (Dick Cheney: Losers need to learn when it's all over.) (Man: How about dead people?) Is he some kind of Superman? No. Supermen are not bald. (Woman: Please, mister- we need your help!) (Dick Cheney: We conservatives believe people should help themselves.) Is he a happy-go-lucky wild man? No. He's right-wing Republican. (Dick Cheney: Goodnight wife,) (Woman: 'night Dick.) There can only be one possible explanation. (Dick Cheney: Please let me die! I've spent my whole life doing evil!) (The Devil: Not yet, my son... I have big plans for you!)