Ted Rall for September 02, 2002
Transcript:
Tonight: the eternal struggle between right and left will be settles once and for all on Proxy Politics the show where the opinions of 270,000,000 people are reduced to 30 minutes minus commercials. On the right: tenured professor of political science Matthew J. Paulson. He's a best-selling author, a pulitzer and nobel prize winner - and my best friend! On the left: some homeless dude we've dressed up like Osama. I, for one, will abide by the results of this contest of wits. Beats voting!