Ted Rall for June 02, 2005
Transcript:
"Deepthroat" was a gray-suited bureaucrat. Now prepare for even more thrilling historical revelations! Finally: the truth about the J.F.K. assassination. (Man: I was a Dallas rookie cop in November '63. Suffice it to say: I wasn't good at cleaning my gun.) What really happened to Senator Paul Wellstone? Now we know. (Man: His mechanic forgot to tighten the rotor on his plane. He was drunk- and stupid.) Rudolf Hess' secret diary revealed: here's why he flew to England (Man: Secret deal, my ass. Dude, I was so lost I thought I was over Bavaria!) And while we're at it: The truth about the lee harvey Oswald assassination. (Man: Look, I told you I was a lousy gun cleaner. There I am in back.)