Ted Rall for February 10, 2007
Transcript:
Sergeant: Bad news! Congress has cut off funding for our war. Solider: Cool! I'm packed! Sergeant: Unfortunately there's no money to get us home. We're on our own. Soldier: What are we supposed to do now?! Sergeant: Well, some guys from the 82nd pooled their paychecks to rent a camel caravan but got killed for lack of checkpoint bribes. A pilot hijacked his own F16C but ran out of fuel over Syria. It's your call. Do it your way. Man: What's your plan, Sarge? Sergeant: Jetblue. One more big Amex bill and I'll have enough points to get to Tehran. I'm in love with her eyes. Man: What else? Americans thought they could support the troops without supporting the war. Here's what happened... Next: Going Native!